clint-bartonss:

kirkwoodisinoregon:

theadventuresofcargline:

#a day in the life of loki laufeyson #7:00 slap bitches with my pimp cane #7:30 replace thor’s shampoo with glue #8:00 go shopping for pudding #9:00 fill hiddleston’s current place of residence with copious amounts of said pudding #10:00 blow shit up #11:00 blow shit up #12:00 destroy everything #1:00 lunch time! #2:00 resume bitchslapping

3:00 hair feathering appointment 3:30 lattes with black widow 4:30 cry 4:31 level a small village a day in the life of loki laufeyson

 #5:02 convince Hawkeye he is in fact a hawk #5:45 stare soulfully into the void #6:17 suit up #6:19 resume bitchslapping #7:00 dinner date with magneto to discuss brotherly and not-so-brotherly bonds and swap world domination tips #7:30 challenge the bar to a drinking contest #7:45 burn that bar the fuck down #8:00 remember why Thor banned you from midgardian liquor #8:30 drunk dial SHIELD #9:00 bitchslap those bitches when they try to put you to bed #9:10 pretend to pass out #9:39 sneak out #9:40 pause in escape to dip Thor’s hand in warm water and scribble marker all over Tony’s face #9:45 TEQUILA SHOTS YOLO

#10:00 trash Hawkeye’s nest #10:15 tickle Bruce with feather#10:30 poke Bruce with a stick #10:45 stab Bruce with a fork #11:00 watch Bruce destroy New York #again #11:30 post photos on facebook #PICS OR IT DIDN’T HAPPEN!!!!11!! #11:45 status update - SORRY NOT SORRY

melwantsalokihug:

Giveaway time! a couple of days ago I passed 500 followers and I decided I wanted to do a tiny giveaway, well now that there are already over 700 of you awesome peeps following me I wanted to let you know how much I love and appreciate every single one of you, so here it is.

I will be giving away 2 Avengers!Loki posters 17x27” (45x70 cm) in standard glossy poster paper.

You know, nothing fancy, just a couple of posters of mischief since I am a broke college student.

Giveaway is open internationally, I will send this to whichever corner of Midgard you happen to be living at and I will also throw in there a couple of 8x10” prints in photographic paper of some of my fave Loki shots and a cute note with all my love.

So here are the rules:

• You don’t have to be following me, but if you do it’s much appreciated.
• Since I don’t expect a lot of action here I guess both likes and reblogs count and you can reblog as many times as you wish.
• … I guess that’s it, I’m a noob and I have no idea what else I am supposed to add here.
• Oh yes, keep your askbox open so I can contact you when you win.

Since today is thorsday the 10th of may, I’ll give this.. what?.. 2 weeks?.. yeah, I’ll be picking the winners (via random.org) on thorsday the 24th at 5 p.m. GMT.

Good luck! and.. if it’s all the same to you, I’ll have that drink now.

screwtheprinceimtakingthehorse:

hierophanthistorian:

marvel-agent-coulson:

fake spoilers with clark gregg

I would watch this movie.

You.

YOU.

(Source: ironshield)

flutter-sassy:

thebitchqueenofangmar:

ollielephant:

hawkeye carrying little black widow awh

WHAT IS THIS??? I LIKE IT, ANOTHER!!!1

OH MY GOSH TONY IS A FLYING SQUIRREL. SO CUTE.

nepeter:

puraspokeweas:

arcamoth more like grand highblood

thorhead:

do you think when johnny depp agrees to be in a movie with a different director he goes home at night and tim burton is just there with his face pressed against the window and johnny has to close the curtains to avoid feeling guilty

sodakick:

bonermarrow:

SPIDER-MAN CAMEO IN THE NEW AVENGERS MOVIE (2012)

I heard about it, but I completely missed it when I saw the Avengers. Glad someone posted it.

violasarecool:

thatpurpleshirt:

i-believe-in-john-watson:

benedictatorship:

amorphinetoast:

justbeencumberbatched:

racheldinozzo:

moriarteaanyone:

the-great-princess:

stumpimusprime:

Honestly, we should make this the most reblogged thing on Tumblr.

Let’s do it.

Instant reblog.

I’m in!

What, even more re-blogged than Lestrade’s lack of division?

Challenge accepted.

^

Instant reblog. 

Benedict, I kindly request of you, to never put your trousers back on…

“He forgets his pants, and I blog about it.”

the-deviations:

annathemarmotqueen:

pockytardis:

it seems to me there’s a mutual agreement between every person in the entire supernatural fandom that gabriel should come back and turn a whole episode into a musical　

or into a porn

Not seeing how those are mutually exclusive.